I am new to this game so i dont think i quite grasp how to play, but i just wanted to say that I'm also having trouble with talking to the npc's. Anytime I try to talk to anyone in the office, the game just kind of freezes.
When I try to take to the receptionist, the game freezes and then crashes.
When I try to talk to the guy in that cubicle to the right of mine, it shifts to some mode that disables my mouse and inserts a white dot in the middle of the screen, and I don't know how to turn it off.
In the lobby, the light next to the kitchen lady (who soft locks me) doesn't seem to have an associated light switch like the other do. Unfortunately it stays perpetually on :(
on v0.8p. Computer still freezes after a couple minutes in the Loading screen, but I think the freeze might be shorter than before, at least for the office. (it probably doesn't help that the game's filesize is enormous, maybe there are files that could/should be compressed and aren't? it starts up quickly enough, and I don't remember the framerate being much of an issue. why does it take so long to load? I'm on Low graphics)
btw the office is the farthest I've gotten so far in this version because clicking on any npc halts the game. it's not frozen, but there's a rotating hourglass in the corner and I can't do anything but zoom and lean. I can't even get to a menu with Escape.
okay, suddenly realized that that hourglass is just there as you're walking around the office forever. a bit unnerving. pausing the game also pauses the hourglass, which is even weirder.
cubicle computer menu seems to work, at least, altho I didn't really mess with it. don't remember enough to be sure whether its UI has changed.
finally got to the elevator and tried loading into a level.
I clicked the button to start the level at 12:03.
at 12:10, I gave up and hit Alt-F4. (and then a couple minutes later hit ctrl-alt-del, and was still staring at a frozen loading screen for a few minutes after that, but thankfully this isn't the third itch.io game to make me resort to holding down the power button)
load times didn't get better. they got worse. (also NEW bugs showed up)
I started poking around in the game's data folder (for god knows what reason bc I do not know what I'm doing and def could've hard-crashed my computer), made a new folder and moved the two biggest "shared assets" files into it (the two biggest files are like an entire gigabyte put together), and ran the game as if this stupid idea would magically pay off.
(first coupla times I did this it just gave me a white screen, but alt-f4 closed it with no fuss so I was feeling cocky)
ig those are where all the textures are cuz the office loaded in quick as you please with no textures 'XD had to quit immediately and put everything back where it was. I for sure couldn't make a first-person game, even just noclipping (funnily enough) freaks me out too much
...my specs are probably pathetic, tbph, but it does run *most* itch games without this issue. ...usually the framerate is just ass.
uhhh HP notebook, amd radeon r4 graphics, 4gb ram ("3.45 usable" wevertf that means), 64bit OS. ...I do badly need a new computer but I'm unhirable 'XD anyway hopefully some of those words are the useful ones
Is Darling supposed to be unsprayable after the first time? I tried twice and it didn't work on her. Is there another way to rewatch her scene? It doesn't seem to be on the Hub site.
Do you mean the faint green outlines showing you where to put full bottles in front of the 'blackboard' shop or do you mean switching to the buyable bottles from the shop, because you need to select those for your inventory using the computer before you enter a 'run' of a level before then switching to it with your mouse-wheel.
how do i unlock more scenes? i already have the handjob scenes but im not sure how to unlock the others, i havent figured out how to equip more than one horny spray per game, and the horniness resets everytime whether you escape or not. if someone could help me out with this it would be appreciated, the game has actually been pretty fun imo apart from that.
There's a time limit right when you enter a room, you have to find the character quick, and theres a horny level that ranges from 1-4 or 5 (IDFK, I haven't played in a while) when you use the horny spray, you have to be quick o get the character too, the quicker the better.
'There's a time limit right when you enter a room, you have to find the character quick, and theres a horny level that ranges from 1-4 or 5 (IDFK, I haven't played in a while) when you use the horny spray, you have to be quick o get the character too, the quicker the better.'
There are two main mobile operating systems. Android and iOS. iOS will be never because Apple just doesn’t like external apps. Android is a lot more easy. But stated on the page is that the dev isn’t making a Android version anytime soon and not to ask.
I not say anything bad. Just not see post update anywhere and game usually update more recently, now past many months. Of course i can think like that.
The big updates tend to take quite a while to come out. The latest version is available on their Patreon, but it's not exactly cheap. I think it's like a $15-20 tier for the latest update.
When the next big updates come out, the one that was previously for patrons will be posted publicly at some point.
Basically, they have 0.8 right now, and the public version is 0.7. When 0.9 gets released, 0.8 will be the new public version.
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Can anyone tell me how to get the Hidden achievement?
I am new to this game so i dont think i quite grasp how to play, but i just wanted to say that I'm also having trouble with talking to the npc's. Anytime I try to talk to anyone in the office, the game just kind of freezes.
The current update has some bugs.
When I try to take to the receptionist, the game freezes and then crashes.
When I try to talk to the guy in that cubicle to the right of mine, it shifts to some mode that disables my mouse and inserts a white dot in the middle of the screen, and I don't know how to turn it off.
In the lobby, the light next to the kitchen lady (who soft locks me) doesn't seem to have an associated light switch like the other do. Unfortunately it stays perpetually on :(
big news, the meeting room light switch is connected to the previously mentioned kitchen light :
game doesnt seem to want to start at all, it keeps closing itself before it can even load up
Got stuck in place trying to talk to an npc. No dialogue, I can tilt left and right and access the tips, but I can't leave the conversation.
Same. A white dot shows up in the middle cf the screen, meaning that this is likely some kind of mode we can turn off but don't know how to
Question, where is the cum? I had the option turned on, but it never happened
Interacting with coworkers doesn't start the dialogue and traps the player in place, forcing the player to alt+f4
on v0.8p. Computer still freezes after a couple minutes in the Loading screen, but I think the freeze might be shorter than before, at least for the office. (it probably doesn't help that the game's filesize is enormous, maybe there are files that could/should be compressed and aren't? it starts up quickly enough, and I don't remember the framerate being much of an issue. why does it take so long to load? I'm on Low graphics)
btw the office is the farthest I've gotten so far in this version because clicking on any npc halts the game. it's not frozen, but there's a rotating hourglass in the corner and I can't do anything but zoom and lean. I can't even get to a menu with Escape.
okay, suddenly realized that that hourglass is just there as you're walking around the office forever. a bit unnerving. pausing the game also pauses the hourglass, which is even weirder.
cubicle computer menu seems to work, at least, altho I didn't really mess with it. don't remember enough to be sure whether its UI has changed.
finally got to the elevator and tried loading into a level.
I clicked the button to start the level at 12:03.
at 12:10, I gave up and hit Alt-F4. (and then a couple minutes later hit ctrl-alt-del, and was still staring at a frozen loading screen for a few minutes after that, but thankfully this isn't the third itch.io game to make me resort to holding down the power button)
load times didn't get better. they got worse. (also NEW bugs showed up)
lmao
I started poking around in the game's data folder (for god knows what reason bc I do not know what I'm doing and def could've hard-crashed my computer), made a new folder and moved the two biggest "shared assets" files into it (the two biggest files are like an entire gigabyte put together), and ran the game as if this stupid idea would magically pay off.
(first coupla times I did this it just gave me a white screen, but alt-f4 closed it with no fuss so I was feeling cocky)
ig those are where all the textures are cuz the office loaded in quick as you please with no textures 'XD had to quit immediately and put everything back where it was. I for sure couldn't make a first-person game, even just noclipping (funnily enough) freaks me out too much
What are your PC specs?
...my specs are probably pathetic, tbph, but it does run *most* itch games without this issue. ...usually the framerate is just ass.
uhhh HP notebook, amd radeon r4 graphics, 4gb ram ("3.45 usable" wevertf that means), 64bit OS. ...I do badly need a new computer but I'm unhirable 'XD anyway hopefully some of those words are the useful ones
my pc cant run this for smth reason
I saw in the 0.7 teaser and 0.7-final trailer video about a "haunted/cursed pc". Is it in the game? If so, where and how do you find it?
I've been looking for it for more than days, I can't find anything, the admins don't say anything and neither does the discord group
i like how its somehow spooky yet makes me hard... 10/10
Is Darling supposed to be unsprayable after the first time? I tried twice and it didn't work on her. Is there another way to rewatch her scene? It doesn't seem to be on the Hub site.
how do i fill up the lube
you need to have an empty lube bottle, find the water fountain and interact with it, then you can take it to the void in the wall for points.
Please make mobile this game looks fire
Couldn't pick the bottles up at all. I bought stuff from the laptop too
Do you mean the faint green outlines showing you where to put full bottles in front of the 'blackboard' shop or do you mean switching to the buyable bottles from the shop, because you need to select those for your inventory using the computer before you enter a 'run' of a level before then switching to it with your mouse-wheel.
what is the C.U.M machine, and how do you find the 3 digit code
nvm, it's the ammount of balls
how do i unlock more scenes? i already have the handjob scenes but im not sure how to unlock the others, i havent figured out how to equip more than one horny spray per game, and the horniness resets everytime whether you escape or not. if someone could help me out with this it would be appreciated, the game has actually been pretty fun imo apart from that.
There's a time limit right when you enter a room, you have to find the character quick, and theres a horny level that ranges from 1-4 or 5 (IDFK, I haven't played in a while) when you use the horny spray, you have to be quick o get the character too, the quicker the better.
Am i the only one having a hard time picking up the horny spray? I u know how to do it, pls reply.
As replied to the one on top of you,
'There's a time limit right when you enter a room, you have to find the character quick, and theres a horny level that ranges from 1-4 or 5 (IDFK, I haven't played in a while) when you use the horny spray, you have to be quick o get the character too, the quicker the better.'
if that's what your asking.
I'm having a difficult time downloading the game.
I'm on Android, but I have downloaded iOS games before from itch. But I can't seem to get this one to work.
Any Ideas?
...Android is different than IOS, and that's for Mac, not iPhone.
My bad... thanks.
Am dumb dumb for not reading.
But thank you very much.
как получить спрей?
Спрей прлучить можно в Naughty Nook, а так же вы случаем незнаете как пройти загадку на C.U.M? Просто я немогу это понять
найдите комнату с зелеными, красными, синими шарами и посчитайте их.
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how do i connect to the wifi network on the laptop
:( nvm. The others have fun tho
someone know why the icon of items doesnt appear in the tutorial? idk if have the lube bottle equipped or not
How can you equip stuff that you bought? I have like 3 bottles and a spray and i can't equip them😭
Go to liquid thing (in laptop) scroll down and equip it
THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭🙏
Np
I cannot figure out the puzzles for the locker; to open for the ladder. can anyone give tips on how to figure it out?
Find the code laying the floor
I keep putting in the numbers on the floor but they keep coming out as wrong. idk what to do
i downloaded it couldnt use my horny spray i bought or fill up my lube or anything it was all broken
You had to buy it from laptop in you office
how to log on the game on windows
everytime i download it it is saying i have the older version how do i fix that
Patreon
what mobile does this game allow?
There are two main mobile operating systems. Android and iOS. iOS will be never because Apple just doesn’t like external apps. Android is a lot more easy. But stated on the page is that the dev isn’t making a Android version anytime soon and not to ask.
Will it be possible to play as a woman soon?
Game wont load sadly
seems game die.... Sad
its not dead
I hope so! I like that game, why -?
I not say anything bad. Just not see post update anywhere and game usually update more recently, now past many months. Of course i can think like that.
The big updates tend to take quite a while to come out. The latest version is available on their Patreon, but it's not exactly cheap. I think it's like a $15-20 tier for the latest update.
When the next big updates come out, the one that was previously for patrons will be posted publicly at some point.
Basically, they have 0.8 right now, and the public version is 0.7. When 0.9 gets released, 0.8 will be the new public version.
ho tf i use horny spray bro
ive clicked every button on my keyboard help
Buy it, equip, start game, press 1,2,3 or 4
sadly, Even IN the tutorial (in which, should have me forced to use it no matter what.) It still wouldn't work, Even if I pressed the needed keys
Reinstall the game, idk.
thx
Could it be released for mobile in the future?
how do I update the game? it says that there is an update but its still on the Halloween version
do i need to pay the monthly fee?
"Do I need to pay the monthly fee?"
Yes
i think the games broken its not giving me the lube bottle at the beginnin
You need to buy it
como consigo los códigos del loker donde está la escalera
how to upgrade the honry level.,please
Go to the webpage where you buy your items and scroll down.
There should be upgrades you can buy and it'll boost your horny level.
thanks，I don't even know it could be scrolled down in that page haha